Everyday Life, But Extra

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📅 Everyday Life, But Extra

  1. "A Day in the Life of My Inner Monologue"

    • Narrate your day as if your thoughts are a judgmental narrator with zero chill.

  2. "I Tried to Be a Morning Person for 7 Days: A Horror Story"

    • Include “haunting” photos of 5:00 a.m. yawns and the coffee ritual as a spiritual event.

  3. "Things That Should Be Illegal but Aren’t (Looking at You, Wet Socks)"

    • List oddly specific pet peeves with legal-level outrage.

🎓 Fake Advice Column / Satirical Guides

  1. "How to Look Busy at Work Without Doing Anything (Expert Edition)"

    • Include strategic tab arrangements and the classic “Hold a clipboard and walk fast” trick.

  2. "How to Flirt Like You Have No Idea What You're Doing"

    • Tips like “Accidentally call them ‘dude’ 14 times” or “Bring up your dentist for no reason.”

🧠 Overthinking & Millennial/Gen Z Humor

  1. "How to Overthink Every Social Interaction Since Birth"

    • Turn it into a fake flowchart: “Did they say ‘hey’ or ‘heyyy’? Panic either way.”

  2. "Ranking My Past Texting Regrets Like They’re Oscar-Worthy Fails"

    • Give dramatic awards like Most Cringe-Worthy Typo in a Flirt or Best Scene in a Double-Text Disaster.

🍝 Food Funnies

  1. "What Your Favorite Pasta Shape Says About You (Probably Too Much)"

    • Penne: Predictable but loyal. Farfalle: Chaotic neutral. Lasagna sheets: Drama.

  2. "A Review of the Snacks I Ate at 2:00 a.m. Like a Michelin Critic"

    • Describe chips as “crispy regret” and microwave noodles as “post-apocalyptic comfort.”

✈️ Travel / Lifestyle Satire

  1. "Packing Tips from Someone Who Once Brought 12 T-Shirts and No Pants"

    • Realistic packing advice with sarcastic undertones.

  2. "Vacation Photos That Look Fun but Hide the Pain (ft. Mosquito Bites and Sunburn)"

    • Post a few “glamorous” pics with captions like “This smile hides three blisters and a broken flip-flop.”

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